table hopper

a person who always walks to someone else table with or without reason.

Matt: Yo how john get to ally's table from his, without getting caught.

Jake: You know, John has always been a skilled Table Hopper.

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Table kink

A kink where you find tables sexually arousing. No i definitely did not make this up and put it on here for kinsters like me and my friends to find it. Zoë if u see this hi its lyle anyways. Tables you love them. Mmm

Haha man really? I have a major table kink!

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FARM TO TABLE

TAKING YOUR GENITALS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND LAYING THEM ON A DINING TABLE.

SCOTT CAME OVER LAST NIGHT AND WENT FARM TO TABLE ON US AFTER DESSERT.

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table niner

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.

"Jessica is a total table niner."

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table chaser

A broke girl who allows successful men with bottle service at clubs to do whatever they want to them in exchange for drinks and a place to sit.

My boy and I celebrated with a table at Minibar. We were surrounded by table chasers once the waitress brought over the bottle of Belvedere. Later that night we ran the train on those sluts. It was amazing.

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes

"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"