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I just got hired as the new floor technician at Olympic Medical!
A form of beer pong where you sit on a floor across from your opponent (at which ever distance you choose, be it far or close) with a standard 6 cup triangle between your spread out legs, with the intent of getting f****d up beyond all reason (Rules: one on one, no balls back, two shots per turn, every shot counts as one cup, to see who shoots first you must do an eye to eye shot, and dont quit til you are out of beer)
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Drew: Floor pong after two blunts will have you zooted!
Steven: Yeah, last night i was zooted as fuck.
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Floor pong is better than beer pong, and it requires less skill
The minimum level of skill needed to use something effectively, commonly in a video game.
In this game, glocks have a low skill floor as they are easy to use.
Someone who’s choice of seating is generally the floor over a chair or couch. Usually seen sitting cris cross apple sauce on the floor these people generally radiate a menacing aura
Oh Emily? She’s a floor person, she’s always sitting on the floor whenever we go out. She always complains she’s tired and proceeds to go sit down on the floor
A method of cleaning that involves taking all the clutter off the floor and putting it away from view (most typically in drawers but sometimes in closets, bins, etc.) without really doing anything to resolve the mess.
Bob: You cleaned up! Wow, your room looks great!
Eric: I didn't really clean...check the dresser. Floor to drawer method baby.
A person who enjoys giving oral pleasure to shaved women.
I went to your mom's house to munch her carpet but ended up becoming a floor waxer instead.
When you are just casually sitting somewhere and someone left sauce in the floor and you don’t want to sit there anymore
Person: let’s sit here
Human: ew no there is floor sauce