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A sub species of jock often found living in the middle of the country. They distinguish themselves from the ordinary jock by wearing surf branded clothing such as billabong (often during the winter) and sporting surfer hair-do's (tiny ponytails and bushy hair). A sea jock can be told apart from an actual surfer through their inability to surf/ swim. Note: Sea Jocks retain all the usual traits of a jock such as being an egotistical twat.
A jock licker is someone who wants to be around the jocks sooooooo bad that the jocks make him there personal wedgie slave the constantly wedgie him and let anybody wedgie him they also make him do very embarrassing things like come to school in a wet diaper and then pants him in the hallway or put his lunch down his underwear and give him a messy wedgie they also make him do there work and he lets them do all this because he wants to be with the jocks
Hey did you see the jock licker getting a bouncing messy wedgie, yah I did later I saw him in the nurses office after the jocks peed on him and made him tell the nurse the that he wet himself and then she put him in a diaper and called his mom.
A Jock Hogger is when a women gives a man a real deep blow job, without stopping for anything till the man in pleased.
When It comes to sex my girlfriend is a real "Jock Hogger."
Any radio personality who seeks to increase fame and audience size by sole virtue of acts or speeches aimed to cause public outcry.
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When an unassociated graffiti writer paints or "gets up" in an area that is mostly painted by another crew.
That wack ass toy crew has been spot jocking every rooftop i hit.
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A slow ass econobox such as a Civic DX that has tons of gaudy shit such as "sik" body kits, "tyt" spoiler that is three feet high, and a bright-as-fuck powder blue paint job. Or a slow, small SUV such as a RAV4 that has 24's, fog lights, and a fancy looking grille. A rice burner.
jock: YO NIGGAS LOOK AT MAH PHAT WHIP
Me: You're not a "nigga".
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One who plays mean melodic lines in either jazz improvisation of sick melodic lines in classical or band music. Master of crazy rhythms.
"Did you hear that saxophone jock at the concert last night?
"He tore the place up with that solo"
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