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Nut Chowder
I invited the homeless ho over for a nice red wine & a piping hot bowl of my freshly ejaculated nut chowder.
he is anything and everything, but most importantly, he’s joe nuts.
joe? joe nuts!?!?
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No Nut November, or NNN, Is where for the whole month of November guys won’t jack off because other guys aren’t jacking off. This is a challenge to show true manliness
Honcho: “Hey mike, have you failed No Nut November yet”?
Mike: “yes.”
Honcho: “what a pussy.”
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Sometimes, all a guy wants to do is bust a nut, and go to sleep.
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When you bust a nut that is larger and whiter than normal, typically because of a very attractive female.
Dude, she was thicc as hell and made me bust a phat nut.
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The hand that you use for masturbating.
Chris: I use my left hand as my nut hand, even though I'm a righty.
Brett: Weirdo. I'm righty and my right hand is my nut hand.
Bri: I can use either hand as a nut hand.
Sarah: I don't have a nut hand.
Ashley: STFU.
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