cunt puppy

1. a person engaged in chatting up, having sex with and then cruelly disposing of a woman.
2. noun - the person who is on the hunt for women to be a cunt puppy to.
3. coll. - a very nasty man who treats women badly.

Dude, James is a real cunt puppy - he's always on the sniff..

Oh man, I can't believe you got anal and a blow job straight after, you are so the Cunt Puppy!!

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Puppy Tail

Puppy Tail
When one inserts a raw hot dog into ones anus and wags it around to attract a puppy for the purpose of nibbling it out of ones bottom.

I hope this twelve pack of wieners is enough puppy tails for tonight's party, I'm expecting numerous guests.

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Puppy kicker

Lowest form of life on the planet, anyone that hurts a dog should be killed in the most disgusting way imaginable.

Bob 1) Did you see that guy push that old lady?
Bob 2) Yah, what a fuckin puppy kicker!
Bob 1) Let's go kill him in the most disgusting way imaginable!

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skinny puppy

1. a band

2. what happens when you run out of Alpo.

Louie Anderson was so hungry he ate my skinny puppy.

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Puppy

1.A stupid or ignorant person.
2.A person who whines constantly

1.Man, you are such a puppy!
2.Shut the fuck up you stupid puppy, no one cares!

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Puppy dogging

The act of putting your penis in someone's back pocket and letting them walk you around.

When my girl and I are alone at home I get naked and we start puppy dogging around the house while she cleans.

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porch puppy

A US deep south term for a baby alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Don't go poking around that porch puppy, y'hear? Momma's gotta be around here somewhere.

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