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Guy 1: hey man those are some classy pants.
Guy 2: yah they are weekend chinos...you get pussy like crazy.
Guy 1: weekend chinos, can you only wear them on the weekend or something?
Guy2: (pulls out gun and kills Guy 1) Don't be ignorant.
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Someone who is shrouded in pessimism, absolutely determined to ensure you have no enjoyment in what ever activity you intend on taking part in.
Guy "Man, I can't wait to stand in line with my mom and get Medal of Honor"
Other guy "Dude, you know it's just like other Modern Warfare games on the market, except for Ghost Recon, but no one likes Ghost Recon."
Guy "Why'd you have to be such a wet weekend?"
Other guy "Wet weekend? I've just saved you $50"
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A term given to the sataday workers that the general public walk all over on.
Man: hey look at that guy getting shouted at by that girl. He must be a weekend doormat.
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There just isn't enough of it.
Hym "There's another difference between me and other entertainers; I don't take off on the weekends. I do, what, at least an hour's worth? There isn't enough weekend content and so I am left to fill the void. Only to be called lazy! J'accuse! I am but a humble clown. I only wish to entertain. And yet I am met with nothing but scorn 🥺 Does my dance along the edge of the window of acceptable discourse not entertain? Do my clumsily written antics not amuse? ☹️ Tragique..."
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Irish Army reservist, who is a student/worker/unemployed person during the week, but spends their weekends carrying rifles and MGs through the wilds of Ireland, with nothing to kill but time...
John: "Where's Stewie?"
Luke: "He's a weekend warrior, off fighting the good fight for freedom... twat!
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a perfect weekend is when teams you hate lose while the team you love wins.
Sept 15th 2007. A Saturday of a perfect weekend - College Football: Auburn, Tennessee, and Notre Dame all lose while Alabama wins against Arkansas. Awesome.
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A weekend with the bros sitting around the TV fighting over games of Madden.
Bro, what did you do last weekend?
My girls out of town, so I had a Madden weekend.
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