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Owl 69 is when both parters turn their head around 180 degrees and eat out each others buttholes.
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A game where a group of guys go out and try to get with the ugliest chick there. The guy with the ugliest chick wins the game.
That girl would totally win if we were playing owl shooting.
Dude, did you see that fucking ugly fat chick Martin got with? He totally won at owl shooting.
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When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.
I was screwing a girl up the ass cause she was on the rag and as I was going to town, I saw her tampon string dangling in the air. I gave it a pull and slapped it onto her back, making bloody spots. There in my bedroom, the rare spotted owl made its appearance.
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Project Owl is a discord server for people that are big nerds. It’s also the best discord server in the world all hail Adam discordgg projectowl
Damn project owl is hot
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Two people who knock out late at night while talking on the phone without knowing it and waking up early in the morning to do their thing. A friendship full of hugs, smiles, and laughter.
"What are we?" - "Uhm. . . Mornight Owlings!" - "Are you tired?" - "Nope." *Next morning* "Dude, what happened?" - "I don't know, did I fall asleep on you?" - "I don't know, I thought I fell asleep on you!" -- :)
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A nightie owl is someone (more commonly female) who chooses to go to sleep in the early morning, but selects a nightgown as their choice of sleepwear.
Guy: When did you go to bed this morning?
Girl: About 4 am. But I was really rocking my nightie!
Guy: You are such a nightie owl.
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