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30 or more Amish people having an orgy in a pool full of maple syrup
My Amish friends at school were talking about the Pennsylvania pancake they were a part of over the weekend
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A popular figure of speech used to accuse or otherwise brand someone as being a liar. Often used when someone is conducting mysterious, shady business or they are trying to hide the truth.
Nick: "Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
Salmen: "Nothing much."
Nick: "Do you want to hang out then?"
Salmen: "I can't."
Nick: "Why not?"
Salmen: "I'm busy."
Nick: "You have to stop sitting on pancakes man."
Salmen: "I'm not!"
Nick: "I can see the syrup running down your pants."
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My girl had fresh cock pancakes for breakfast.
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A sex act consisting of a woman bending over and the man giving her anal sex. She will then have a shit while he is inside of her. Faeces should squeeze out around his penis and the man thrusting against her cheeks creates the pancake effect.
Woman:"Are you familiar with the Guatemalan Pancake?"
Man:"MMmm I love that warm feeling... DO IT!"
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When a girl has no tits whatsoever and her chest is as flat, or flatter than a pancake. Or having just nipples and no lumps.
Jenny stuffs her bra because she's as flat as a pancake. Even though she doesn't need a bra.
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A more family-friendly definition of the famous song WAP (Wet Ass Pussy). Mainly used for when your parents ask for what it means
Parent: Child, what does WAP mean?
Child: Uhhh, Waffles and pancakes
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A person who just lies there and makes the other person do everything in bed.
"Jesus, Cindy, will you do something instead of being such a sexual pancake?"
"Well, Steve, maybe if you just FUCKING listened when I said that I wanted to talk about us then we both wouldn't be here in this awkward situation now would we?"
"That's it, you crazy bitch! I want a divorce!"
"Fuck you do your own damn laundry!"
"No! Fuck you!"
"I would if you would LOVE me!"
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