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panic post

When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.

You just panic posted and that shows how desperate you are.

by Rear Naked Woke November 18, 2018


Ziti Panic

The mass amounts of anxiety one experiences after eating specifically, but not exclusive to, baked ziti.

Ben: Yo what’s wrong with Craig? He hasn’t left the couch.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.

by Lacedawg69 February 21, 2021


panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 14, 2021


panic puffs

panic puffs: wind from down under during stressful moments

Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.

panic puffsgasfartswind from down under

by panic puffs November 21, 2016


Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

by YouLooked December 3, 2014


panic siege

A counterpart to a panic attack - instead of a brief assault on one's nerves, this is a constant, low-key wearing-down of one's mental health.

I haven't been sleeping well since the quarantine began, I've just too restless. It's been a real panic siege situation.

by BradRoar April 23, 2020


Panic Bag

A back-pack or duffel, usually of rugged and lightweight construction, containing essential survival gear and rations. Usually, a panic bag is pre-packed and stored in a convenient location that is easily accessible.

In the event of major catastrophe, it is good to have a panic bag ready to go:
"grab your panic bag, lets go"

by BearG December 31, 2011