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If you are pansexual then you REALLY like to cook. Pansexual people are attracted to not only pans, but all kitchenware
I am pansexual because I kissed a pan
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Someone who gets off on cooking eggs and beacon.
Dam making breakfast wouldn't be this satisfying if I wasn't Pansexual.
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being pansexual has a 0% chance of pregnancy because the pan is a non-living thing
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When pans smash each other ( literally) or a pan hits the floor
The pan dropped and I knew from that moment that is was pansexual
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It's like being bisexual, and also not being a judgemental/racist prick.
"I think i'm pansexual."
"So, you're bisexual."
"Sort of, but I don't care if they're black or white or their religion"
"So, you're bisexual, and also not judgemental or racist?"
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Anyone who is sexually attracted to pans.
Person A: Why won’t you do the dishes?
Person B: I’m Pansexual, it always turns me on.
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Someone who is not only sexually attracted to male and female humans, but everything else, including but not limited to nonhuman animals, cars, and the Moon
Person 1: So, tell me about yourself.
Person 2: Well, I'm pansexual...
Person 1: stops listening and wanders off
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