Web Patrol

Most Profitable Single Team on OSRS

Oh shits its web patrol cut the web

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taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

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Roll Patrol

A more extreme form of chubby chasing. "Chubby Chasing" implies a fetish for those that are noticeably overweight, but not obese.. "Roll Patrolling" is a fetish for those that are grossly overweight, such as those that are morbidly obese or bigger.

M - I'm no longer a chubby chaser.

A - Really?!

M - Yep. I'm a full blown roll patroller now.

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Rainbow Patrol

Someone homo-sexual in the military.

Girl 1: That guy was hot, think he would go on a date with me?

Girl 2: No he's gay.

Girl 1: Oh must be tough being in the military.

Girl 2: He's in the Rainbow Patrol.

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Bug Patrol

it means freakin out or goin nuts aka buggin out

yo that dudes on bug patrol

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dusk patrol

Working your ass off all day so you can leave at 4:00pm and ski tour until the sun goes down.

Roxanne, it's dumping up there. Let's leave early for a dusk patrol and ski some pow!

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thot patrol

When Gus and Matt and Nate roam the hallways of JHHS and the town clearing us from THOTS

ME: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP.... Hello Boys? I need thot patrol asap on the rotunda.
GUS,MATT,NATE: On It!

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