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pc optimizer pro

A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.

Have you heard of PC optimizer pro?

by Not Merriam-Webster April 21, 2018


PC Master Race

(PCMR for short) An incredibly large social community on the internet who believe that Personal Computers (PCs for short) are far superior than anything and anyone else. They tend to target people who play on consoles, calling them “filthy console peasants, and start ranting on how much better they are. They are narcissistic and overly self-praising people who think that their opinion is fact and constantly push other’s away by being mean.

Just some guy: “Guess what? i just got the new PS5!”

PC Master Race person: “EWW NO FILTH WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SPEND A CENT ON THAT TRASH CONSOLE GARBAGE. PC IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH ALL THE GRAPHICS AND FRAMERATES AND STUFF. YOU’LL NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN LIFE YOU NASTY PEASANT.”

Just some guy: :(

by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023

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Mac vs PC

The finest example of white people problems on this planet

there is war, famine, and other bad things happening out there and you are going to argue over operating systems? Mac vs PC, seriously?

by xtacoman November 27, 2012

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PC (Parentally Compatible)

Used to describe a person who gets along favorably with peoples' parents.

"Why not take me home to meet your parents, Ryan? I'm highly PC."

"My friend always tries to suck up to my parents when she comes over...I mean, they get along really well, but if you ask me.....she's a little TOO PC."

by Lauren Myers March 12, 2004

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Asus eee pc

An Asus eee pc is tiny, awesome and has a few trickable outable features... however:

This laptop may be cool and look cooler but it comes with an operating system fit for a six yearold who will die of aids if he doesn't learn to click on icons by accident.

These tiny laptops are best to buy if you feel like spending a little bit more on mods :

-External CD drive helps for installing a less babyplay OS
-An extra monitor for home use.. this may sound silly but if you don't have it you'll want it.
-At least one USB flash-memory device with more than 1gb memory on it really helps.
-A USB Mouse
-A USB Keyboard

Mary: "hey john! I just got an asus eee pc!!"
John: "Did you buy a shitload of extras for it?"
Mary: "HELL YEAH! £60s worth!!!"

by Sprouticous REX July 18, 2009

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Media Center PC

1. Delivers advanced computing plus easy-to-use integrated digital entertainment—live and recorded TV, movies, music, photos, and radio—that you can enjoy when and how you want.

or..

2. Bloated specified Windows XP supposedly to make listening and watching movies easier.

even..

3. To cash in on another gimmick by creating more fluff.

Windows Millennium

Tom: Hey, Gregg, I just got the new Media Center PC. I can record stuff off of TV

Gregg: Oh a WinXP machine with a capture card? Yeah I've got that too..

by MrRadicalEd March 17, 2004

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fucking PC 90s

as written above, a bullshit term coined by the lead douchebag of Quiet Riot in 2000. Basically he was referring to the suckiness of the 1990s with hopes that the 2000s would be much better. Turns out he was wrong twice. The 2000s are nothing to jizz in your pants over with the death of good tv and such, and as it turns out the 1990s were amazing. He was just pissed because his undeserved glam metal crap fame and manic partying died out in the 90s and he finally had to face reality and try to make music and not snort cocaine. He wasn't able to adapt as alt rock swallowed the sorry existance of glam metal. Bottom line is he was angry that he failed at life.

Dude 1- wow! Kevin DuBrow just said the 90s sucked and called it the fucking PC 90s. He's so insightful, maybe the 21 century will be better!

Dude 2- Sike! The 90s were great and this guy is better because his ill-deserved success and wild partying both burntout during the decade. His alcoholism and stupidity caught up with him in the decade when reality came back to bite him in the ass/\.

by el hombre 123 June 30, 2009

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