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A cell phone that only text messages
Most fake women on dating sites use paper phones.
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Quite often is mistakened for phone "sex" but in actuality, it is just simply conversing on the telephone. However, it is more appropiately used with the opposite sex. boyfriend/girlfriend type of deal, or vice versa.
"Me and my girl were phone banging until midnight before she got sleepy and went to bed."
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Someone who sounds attractive over the phone, but is fugly in person.
The lady at the bank is phone hot.
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When a person has a flip phone in a world dominated by smartphones
My iphone 5 broke so my mom got me this 2005 phone.
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More like and kindle-mini than a phone. Has like 3 apps in the store. Parents who hate their kids will buy them one. Overall a big piece of shit with a screen.
Loser: Hey guys look at my new windows phone.
Regular kid: Why are you holding a piece of shit?
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I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"
phone monkey "It'll be about two days."
Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"
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A person whose job is to answer calls from customers of a small- to large-sized company, usually from within a large contact center (aka call center). They are teathered to a their desk all day via phone headset, and yelled at countless times for things that aren't their fault; because of this, phone jockeys usually hate their jobs. Unfortunately for a jockey, they are are paid well enough that they keep working in the field until they completely burn out, and hate everyone.
I called my power company today, and the phone jockey on the other end was a real jerk.
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