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A ruddy queer man who likes to ram his schooner into another man's glory hole; a sailor of anal ports.
See also: ass-rammer, jizz-junkie, cum gulper, butt-muncher, turd-burglar, peter-puffer.
Holy shit, Pete! Don't be grabbing my arse, ya dirty butt pirate! ARGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Someone who is always taking over a conversation that they were not originally part of. The person is within earshot when you start a conversation, then as the conversation is commencing, the third party loudly interjects a comment designed to derail the conversation so that all attention is then upon them. Usually they follow this up with even louder and more outrageous jibberish.
Frank: So, Chuck what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: Saturday night was awesome, I banged two chicks at once!
Curt, sitting just within listening distance, prepares to board the conversation just like a pirate boarding and looting a ship on the open seas, yells: I banged twelve chicks once!
Curt: But I got syphilis....
Curt: I gave it to Hank last night.
Frank: Curt is such a Conversation Pirate!
Conversation dies.
Filling a bottle of Admiral Nelson containing no less than three shots with any mixer and consuming directly from said bottle.
"bro you want a shot?"
Naw man I'm straight...
"ok Im just gonna pirate bottle this shit...hand me that can of sprite"
a bootleg copy of TV shows or Movies or even games that are put on DVD's and are generally heavily compressed
and usually suffer from bad quality due to the pirate compressing them for more stuff to be on the disc.
sometimes , its not a Game or Show but rather a bunch of Viruses which means your screwed.
Bobby -"i just got this dvd from ebay but the quality is rat-shit but the seller claims its HD and Genuine"
Johnny - "wow you fell for it. you got a pirated dvd. just get the real thing and stop buying from ebay"
when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.
"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"
"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."
"You're a pussy."
a person with an overwhelming urge to seek out penis and capture it. usually refering to dong as the captured "booty"
did you see that dong pirate wandering around the club last night?
Pirates Fan- an endangered species that lives between the months of April and September. Masses in early April for opening day but is seen sparsely until the next April. Pre-1992 the species was common in October but hasn't been seen in that month for many years. The Pirates fan has a unique way of talking, calling soda "POP" and beanbag toss "CORNHOLE". Professes love for Jack Wilson, Jason Bay and Brian Gilles like they were Barry Bonds, Bill Mazeroski and Roberto Clemente.
Mike: "Hey let's watch some baseball."
Matt: "AW YEAH! PIRATES ON ESPN 3, JACK WILSON GREATEST PLAYER EVER. GRAB ME A POP. MY FAVORITE THING TO DO AT PNC PARK IS PLAY CORNHOLE. I'M A TYPICAL PIRATES FAN!"
Mike: "The Yankees are on... let's leave minor league baseball for later."