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As the least dirty area of Pittsburgh, Highland Park stands as an example of pure middle class living. With plenty of hot bitches and scary people to keep the neighborhood exciting, Highland Park represents Pittsburgh well, combining a welcoming atmosphere with a dangerous nightlife. The Pittsburgh Zoo and PPG Aquarium, located within the boarders of Highland Park, are perhaps it's biggest claim to fame. With thousands of animals the zoo attracts people from all over forcing the working class residents of Pittsburgh to pay $10 for a hotdog which has most likely touched the ground. Ah yes, Highland Park. Whether you're lost or purposefully driving through the neighborhood don't hesistate to roll down your windows and inhale fresh Pittsburgh air...before it gets dark.
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A local delicacy prepared by hand, the Pittsburgh Hot Pocket is composed of fresh feces wrapped in a pierogi. It can be fed to any unsuspecting partner, and upon the partner's realization that feces is in fact inside the pierogi, a urine-filled Iron City Beer bottle is smashed across the back of the partner's neck. This will stun the partner, giving the individual ample time to spit on the partner's face and remark, "Go Stillers!"
Johny gave me a Pittsburgh Hot Pocket earlier this morning, so I'm not that hungry right now.
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While in the doggie style position man or woman, the receiver must defecate while being pounded thus forming a patty which when the two lovers finish will fall to the ground then the giver shall ejaculate on the patty giving it more texture.
Giver: I'm ready to make that patty plop baby, bring the patty and I got the plop!
Receiver: UGH!!!
Giver: Oh yeah!! UGH!!!!
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"Julie said she wanted to try something different sexually so her and her husband tried the Pittsburgh Patty Plop, they are now divorced."
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a dumbass fan who doesn't know right from wrong, defends their team to the grave by saying "6 superbowls" (kinda like someone with torretz) and someone who doesn't realize a good team when they watch the bengals or ravens
he's a dumbass... he must be a pittsburgh steeler fan
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The school where boys who feel like they could use some man on man action go to. Central Catholic is located in Oakland, just east of Pittsburgh PA. It is well known for its outstanding sports teams, great education, and for producing the gayest men alive. Being an all boys school, men who go there usually do not interact with the opposite sex.
But as well as being gay, people who come from Central (as the locals call it) are quite often the biggest jack asses ever. There is a constant competition to see who's balls are bigger although no one who goes there have any at all. But this does not apply to everyone, i know someone who is a Central alum. he is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, although, he does admit, he was a complete jack ass in high school. He has since become gay and is just moving out of his parents house, getting a license and finishing his collage education, it has been 8 years since he graduated...
Cool guy: Where do you go to school?
Gay: Pittsburgh Central Catholic
Cool guy: You must be a queer, HE EVERYONE, SHUN THE QUEER!!!!
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When a girl gets completely smashed at a party, goes upstairs to lay down, has two trashcans given to her to puke in and mistaks one of said trashcans for the toilet and poops in it.
A girl did the Pittsburgh Brown Bucket at a party
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Before your girl is about to go down on your love stick (weiner), you sprinkle some household black pepper into your pubic forrest. She then proceeds to suck you off and then sneezes your cum all over, spraying it into your eyes, temporarily blinding you.
Man, I'm still blurry-eyed from that skank the other night! I gave her the fucking pittsburgh pepper spray and she blew my cum in my eyes! It was fucking rad as all shit!
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