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Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.
My man JG was totally pulling a Jon and Kate plus 8 this weekend in Atlantic City.
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The social rule defining the youngest age one may date without it being socially unacceptable (or illegal). To compute the oldest one could date without it being socially awkward, simply subtract seven from one's own age, and multiply by two.
To compute the acceptable age an otherwise inappropriately matched couple would have to be before they could date, find the difference in their age, multiply by two, and add seven to get the age the older partner would have to be.
And remember, always round up when computing the youngest age you can date, and round down for the oldest. You know, just to be on the safe side.
Andy is 23, Betty is 19. Andy wants to know if they should date, so he computes half-your-age-plus-seven (18.5). This is an acceptable relationship.
Christine is 25, Donald is 43. Christine thinks she might be too young for Donald, so she reverses the half-your-age-plus-seven rule (36). This is an unacceptable relationship.
Eustace is 94, Frank is 46. Eustace considers the fact that half-your-age-plus-seven (54) makes this an inappropriate relationship to engage in. She also considers that she will be 110 before her relationship with Frank will be socially acceptable. She then considers the fact that she will be dead by then. Eustace continues on with her relationship with Frank anyway.
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The lower limit on the age of a potential partner for a person over 14, by socially acceptable standards. Used as a rule of thumb.
The converse is twice-(your-age-minus-seven).
The following online calculator makes the math easy and also calculates how long until an UNacceptable relationship becomes acceptable:
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7
Dave: Yeh man, I totally banged that Kath chick last night.
John: Are you a pedo?! She's 15!
Dave: Nah, she's 15 and a half, half-your-age-plus-seven, I'm 17, so half my age is 8.5 and plus seven is 15.5.
John: ...Doesn't change the fact that she's my sister...
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A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.
While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"
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A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2
Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot
Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!
Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair
Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
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Same as Half your age plus seven, but is the rule in Tasmania.
Alex wanted to date Meg but the 'Half your age plus seven rule stopped them'. However they both moved to Tasmania and because of 'Half your age plus five' rule they were fine.
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when you win at dominoes bitch
9 5 plus FO' PENNIES ... THATS DOMINOES BITCH I WIN
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