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When you don't have time to paint all your toes before going out, so you only do those ones that will peep out the toes of your shoes.
"I hope I don't have to take my shoes off at this Japanese restaurant, I only had time for a peep polish."
To rub one out in a field.
Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!
When your Bae uses more tongue than mouth during a blowjob.
"Bloody hell, love. I wanted a blowjob not a French polish."
The polish trick is when you fart through a window by opening it or if it is already opened, does not matter what height the window is as long as the fart happens through the window.
Door: Hey Crilbus, did you hear about when Atli performed the polish trick to ruin the Hogs chemo?
Crilbus: yeah, like a dog on wheels.
21st century version of a carpet muncher. Woman who performs oral sex on another woman with no hair or "carpet".
Leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. Only to find there is only tile to polish. She has found being a tile polisher is much better.
Jerking off while eating fried chicken
Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.
A old, beat down, overall crappy truck, modified with big rims and lifts to look cool despite to overall lackluster look of the rest of the vehicle, most commonly drive by highschool students in the south.
Evans 04’ Silverado is a real nice Polished Turd