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When a man has sex with a virgin, and continues to hump her while her vaginal blood is spilling all over his genital.
Man, i ended up pulling a chicago cherry popsicle, didnt know she was a virgin....
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When you get your dick sucked like a Popsicle but it’s covered in green diarrhea giving off the effect that you’re sucking a melting popsicle covered in freshly cut grass
Jake: DUDE you missed it! I was anally fucking my boy Ryan and he shit all over my cock! I took my cock out and it was covered in green diarrhea. I made him get on his knees and give me a Popsicle Penis Grass because it’s not everyday you have green diarrhea on your throbbing dong!
when someone is in the act of taking a Polish Popsicle and proceeds to do a headstand or handstand or just turning upside down and taking one resulting in the Polish Popsicle Stand.
That girl was so drunk last night I made her agree to do a Polish Popsicle Stand so I made her do a headstand while she did the Polish Popsicle, that shit was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!!!
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to take a shit and put it on a stick and feed it to your bich while having anal sex
alabama choclate popsicle are not good for your bitch
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When one man trims the hair off of his asshole and uses another man's semen to glue the hair all over his penis. Then the 2nd man licks his own semen and his friend's ass pubes off like a popsicle on a warm summer day
A:I heard Jimmy gave John a Nigerian Fur Popsicle last night.
B: I didnt know Jimmy did that.
A: Yeah, he normally gives a rusty trombone, but John's a special friend.
B: True that.
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When your eating a girl out you pour some Kool-Aid on your tongue...so you effectively make Kool-Aid (if you have her wet) and adds a bit more spice to the act.
"Dude, how do you go down on a girl, doesn't it taste funny?"
"Nope, I use the Kool-Aid popsicle technique."
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When you stick your throbbing tube sausage across your taint, placing it within your badonkadonk which is then preceded by having a girl licking your penis clean until your boner goes away; like when a girl licks a fudgesicle until it’s gone.
Dang I was hard as a rock, but that bitch aint fine, so I told that butter face that she could suck my dirty popsicle.
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