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A device or large box shaped object that has been reported to be able to diagnose problems on a printing press by some magical method.
the press check cost a lot of real money not magical money.
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1) A colorful term used to describe a person laying across the roadway, or ground, after being ran over by a motorize vehicle (car, pickup, 18 wheeler, etc).
2) How a person would appear on the ground, or any other surface, after they got the crap knocked out of them by someone else.
A) Last week, Ms. Tammy told me at work that her neighbor was "pressed out" along the driveway of his residence, after his girfriend found out that he was cheating on her with another man.
B) During the high school football game, a fight almost broke out between two crosstown rivals when the hometeam's quarterback was "pressed out" on the turf, by the visiting team's defensive end.
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When your mum irons pants (trousers in Europe) for you.
Oh, I didn't do the ironing part of the laundry today, Dad. We've got free press.
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The act of one gentleman taking another naked gentleman, who is sitting indian-style, and bench pressing him. This is preferably done so that the scrotum is placed in the mouth and the nose is placed in the anus during the workout.
Disclaimer: Not recommended for normal gym hours
"Hey bro you want to help me with a french press? Sweet. Take off your pants."
"I was offered a french press by my priest. It wasn't was i expected."
"What the fuck! I thought you meant coffee!!"
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When you stick your dick in a girl’s ass and she squishes her ass cheeks and squeezes your dick like how a panini press presses food.
Yo bro, last night Amber panini pressed my dick, it was great!
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When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.
Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.
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A test of strength commonly exhibited by college males while heavily intoxicated. Wench Pressing is when during a football game, the home team makes a touch down, and a group of men celebrate by lifting up the nearest slut and throwing her into the air one time for every point that was scored.
We scored! Where's Carly?
She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.
Wench Press?
It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.
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