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When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you
The act of promising something that you know you'll never do.
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)
Tara:
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!
Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.
School full of hoes , dicksuckers ,and pussy no good ass niggas/bitches.
The teachers and other staff force you to go to school while you peers don’t
Josh- we don’t got school, do you?
Jason-ofc I go to bumass promise acedemy
The promise is a way of saying that you want both sides in a relationship to promise to marry eachother, this promise can not be broken under any circumstance
THE Promise being proposed to the woman
Man- I want to promise
Woman- me too, lets do it
Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.
All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.
The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.