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Pee Pee Promise

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.

Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!

by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023


pinky dinky promise

Like a pinky promise but you add a dinky promise to it. so not only do you wrap your pinky together but also your penises.

person 1: “you promise?”

person 2: “ i pinky dinky promise”

by elcuh.420.69 March 1, 2021


Gamer Promise

An unbreakable promise that has the equivalency of dedication and effort as a gamer that has 1 hp in a boss fight

I wasn't expecting him to keep his promise, until he gave me a gamer promise.

by NachYoWeed September 9, 2023


crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.

Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.

by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019


dandilion promise

The floral meaning of the dandelion is that it is a gift to a loved one that will provide happiness, simple joy, pure love and is a promise to a partner of total faithfulness.

give a dandilion to someone and make a love related promise

dandelion promises are made too often for a world full of hate, and war

girl: i got you dandilions.. i promise ill always love you

boy: yeah? is that a dandilion promise?

girl: yeah.. //////

by k1ss4ph0bic January 27, 2021


Catmaster Promise

When someone who tends to lie a lot is trying to talk serious for once. A Catmasters promise is a true promise that is never broken.

Its true bro, a Catmaster Promise I didn't do that.

by Catmaster3 June 17, 2022


I promise you

I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break

"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two

by Your_lovermadethis June 23, 2024