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The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.
Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.
A promise that no matter what you can not break it. It is used to tell the truth and if some one uses it you have to tell the truth or else you not a bro
Person 1:I got head!
Person 2: no ways, bro promise?
Person 1: ok nah I lie🤣
Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.
Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?
I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.
A Thumb Promise is a promise stronger than a pinky promise. It shall never be broken, and if so, then the person who broke it may never be trusted again. Crossing your fingers does not invalidate a thumb promise.
“She thumb promised me she’d get me a drink if i called mom upstairs for her.”
If someone "breaks the promise" that means that the one you loved and you thought you would be together forever didnt end up happining
"Why did it haft to brake the promise", "you broke the promise!"
A sacred promise, similar to the pinky promise, but dealing primarily with sexual commitments.
I can't believe she made you a prinky promise. You are totally getting some action!