Push wood

The act of lifting weights for exercise; The expression to "push wood" originated in early colonial times when settelers had to cut down wood and roll, pull or PUSH it to it's destination. The results of the aformentioned activities gave settlers a lean muscular physique and is similar to the results gym goers today strive for.

I wanna look good naked so she'll do me when she's sober...I need to push wood.

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Pushing P

When you piss really hard it breaks the toilet bowl

OH MY GOD IM PUSHING P GET THE CAMERA

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pushing p

an act of the male gender riding eachothers penises or the certain urge to get fucked from behind

johnny apple seed " im pushing p"
sally " so u like riding other dudes dick ?"

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Push-Of-War

Opposite of Tug-of-war. It's a two-player game where one player puts their mouth over the opponent's ass. The ass opponent tries to take a shit, while the mouth opponent tries to blow as hard as they can so that the shit doesn't go in their mouth. Whoever holds out the longest wins.

I killed Tutton in a Push-Of-War contest. I can't believed he thought he could beat me.

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Push Popper

Someone who performs actions similar to that of a push-pop. They feel the need to insert their dick into anything that vaguely resembles a vagina, butthole, mouth, etc. Another form of a manwhore.

I never knew Ryan was such a push popper

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Pushing steel

Working as a valet, parking cars.

Bro Montana: Yo boss, what you up to tonight?

Valet: Not much, just pushing steel son.

Bro Montana: Word. Hit me up later.

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Push-licking

Push-licking is when someone randomly pushes or shoves another person, and will then either lick or spit on that person to insult him.

"Who was that chick that you were push-licking over there?"
"Relax, tbe chick you saw me push and spit on was my sister."

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