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Smallest dick on planet earth. Over-compensating on steroids.
Did you hear Joe had his lunch money stolen again? It was fucking Putin again, beating up on good guys taking shit that ain’t his…
Non-medical term for a micro-penis.
A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.
A dick of small stature.
She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.
It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
the verb “Putin” refers to taking an object from another and then smoothing it over while you know you’re wrong.
He: You never guess what happened to me last night.
She: What?
He: I was ordering a pizza and Trevor didn’t want anything. When the pizza arrived, he pulled a Putin (Pulling a Putin) on me and ate half of my pizza.
She: Wow, that’s a nasty Putin.
Where you’re so ignorant that you make a fundamental misjudgment and end up killing yourself in a bunker
Looks like Donald Trump is pulling a Putin
The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"
grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.
My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.
When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation
Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert