Schrödingers Queer

When a character or person is neither confirmed, nor denied to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a homophobic comment such as “This character isn’t gay”.
A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.

Homophobe: super person isn’t gay, he would never associate himself with the sinful.

person: well they never confirmed he is straight either, so he is just a Schrödingers Queer.

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Machine Queer

Someone who always presses the "try me" buttons on toys and novelties at Wal-Mart and other such stores.

Dude, put down the Tickle Me Elmo, you're such a machine queer.

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gender queer

Refers to people who do not fit within the traditional 2 gender role of Male or Female. This may be someone who feels they have some of both genders or someone who feels they have no gender.

'Cory was born a female but prefers to be called a he because he is gender queer'

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Queer Peer

A straight person (almost always a girl) who has a best friend who is a gay male. She loves spending time with gays and the gay community. This definition is nicer and for girls who either don't like the word "fag" or the word "hag."

Jane spends a lot of time with John, even though John is gay and has no interest in her. She's his queer peer.

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queer bag

bottom feeders who spread aids by way of getting their partners high on crystal meth then havin gay gay gay sex in the butt

Joe:Look at R.J (aka queer bag) BONEIN THA SHIT OUTTA THAT KID
Me: Yea what a queer bag
Joe: Yea

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cheer queer

a guy cheerleader.

Jenny: "Who's that with Kate?"
Stephanie: "Oh, that's her new boyfriend. He's a cheer queer."
Jenny" :"Ew"

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Queerness in the Rearness

Something extremely gay, but not quite as gay as gaynus in the anus.

Damnit! Working at Dairy Queen is fuckin queerness in the Rearness!

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