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record

»Record • the verb To be recorded in the record book; type in, type in, have a real list view of something (lat.)

You're going to be recorded!

by lusy_2212 March 30, 2020


record

It's like a frisbee; but on a turntable, it plays music by passing a needle over grooves. The grooves are actually an image of soundwaves, and the needle moves a magnet inside a coil of wire, which creates a moving electric current. The electric current is shifted to kinetic movement by a speaker, which vibrates and produces the music. Lonely middle-aged men like to listen to vinyls the most, because even millennials are cooler than that, guys.

"Steve, did you hear that Pink Floyd record I was playing?"
"Yeah, nice vinyl."

by kermit37 December 20, 2020


dental records

A clear warning to watch your mouth!

Dental records are of what was said, & how it was said...

"I'll need you dental records... just in case."

by WeAreUFC January 7, 2025


K&K RECORDS

K&K RECORDS is an indiependent non-profit record label founded in Sweden.

I'd love to get signed by K&K RECORDS

by notk@sweden May 18, 2023


BAD FELBJraTiVe records

Bad fellow benningfield junior active record's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created bad FELBJrative records 😎 🤪.

by LBJAY December 24, 2021


Lamb Recorder

To suck on the succulent wang #fullmeatfalvour

Julie spent all Friday night on the lamb recorder to get her citizenship

by Trumtitties August 27, 2019


records went platinum

When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors

“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”

by Bangswell October 24, 2023