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description of a redneck:
white, closed minded reich wing conservative, religious fundamentalist freaks, racists, hypocrites, homophobic, 99.9% of their diet consists of "protein" like deer, beef, pigs, chickens which they kill and slaughter on a daily basis. they collect big guns and drives a bigass pickup truck to compensate for something lacking. they also wear plaid shirts and boots while sleeping, and they only shower once every few months.
typical rednecks:
great big trucks, great big dogs, great big guns..
small little trailer park homes, small little minds, small little...
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yall motherfuckers on her wouldnt know a redneck if one hit you right in the head.
a redneck isnt someone from texas or alabama cause theyrs niggers there to
its hard to describe a redneck but most of em drive big muddy trucks or lawn mowers
they ussaly have greasy or calused hands they wear overalls or wranglers with boots and ussaylly wear camo
they talk with a real southern accent we call it a "southern drawl" they kill any kind of animal and ussauyly eat it
hay yall lets go don yonder to tha crick n dew sum skinny dippin
thats what rednecks say
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Having sexual intercourse with any family member
yeah dude dan told me he was totally rednecking with his cousin jacka
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DALLAS GILKER!!
He is a Redneck because he wears overalls with red shoes.
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A rural middle class worker who's neck is sunburnt from long hours working on a farm, hence the name redneck.
You know you're a redneck if:
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
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Anyone named "Bubba" or anyone who comes from a creepy-ass deep south state such as Arkansas or Tennessee.
See Clinton or Gore .........
yee-haw Bubba I done invented the intarnet
That's great AL,now bend over and squeal like a pig.
inbred liberal democrats like Robert Byrd (D-KKK) need to die
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