Rude Ruby

noun ( ro͞od-ˈro͞obē )

The aftermath of removing a glass butt-plug that is too large for the wearer; resulting in a ripped sphincter and/or a bloody butt plug.

"How was the date?"

"It was going great, until I ended up shitting out a Rude Ruby."

Rude for free

It’s an expression that you can use every time someone is being mean/rude for no reason

bhad baby: literally nothing

Me: “smh this bitch is out here being rude for free”

rude as a bude

To be as rude as possible.

Omg Ed just walked in on me in the toilet he is rude as a bude!!

girls who are rude to your bf

girls who make indirect comments about your bf to his face when you aren’t there. and are just all rounder never nice to him even tho he’s YOUR BOYFRIEND. and also, makes weird comments about him

girls who are rude to your bf are snakes and so disrespectful

rude butt

a Liberian term that means having a butt that moves uncontrollably. Like no matter what you do it’s always just jiggling.

* girl walks past *
boy #1: look at shordy over there her shi moving
boy #2: she got a rude butt

Be rude to teachers day

Be rude to teachers day

24th october

U can insult any teacher u want u can roast them

Guest:what day is it tomorrow

Jim:Be rude to teachers day

rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!