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Salad Jerks

A nickname for the overly priced salad/wrap restraunt Salad Works. If you didnt see the sign over the doorway and wander into this shithole, then you find yourself reading off a menu that has $12 salads, Call for help immediately.

Guy 1: "Whats for lunch budddddy?"
Guy 2: "I only have $45. I guess were not going to Salad Jerks"

by StreetBikeTakeover June 22, 2009

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salad

your hair or hair-do

"nice salad buddy"

by darrenzo February 15, 2003

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Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is a Flash animation created by David Firth in July of 2005. There are currently 7 episodes, titled 'Spoons', 'Friends', 'Nettles', 'Cage', 'Present', 'Shore Leave', and 'Cupboard'.

The series focuses on a creature (most likely a humanoid of some sort) by the name of Salad Fingers. He is tall, bald, pale-green skinned, but his most notable feature is his long fingers, which look a bit like salad leaves. SF is most likely schizophrenic, or maybe just high on drugs. The animations are normally very gory, disturbing, or somehow dirty, but still somewhat addicting to watch. Once you start to watch the animations, you'll find that Salad Fingers is actually a very polite and almost friendly person.

I don't like this game...

I like it when the red water comes out...

That fish smells about done.

-Salad Fingers

by BeatleLuver95 January 5, 2009

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Canadian Salad

Including, but not limited to:

1. Noun: A cornucopia of love
2. Noun: A smorgasbord; a diverse prostitution circle.
3. Verb: To develop an assembly line in which multiple ears are inserted into a female vagina containing dental modification. (Vagina Dentata).

"I gave that bitch a Canadian Salad. Bitches love Canadian Salad".

by Oberlin Barnardians February 26, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Salad Monster

A monster, located in North America, that stalks and can cause continuous pain to the asshole area. Loves to dig deep into its preys salad causing uncontrollable screams.

Kyle, you were screaming in your sleep last night. I was worried the salad monster was powning your ass.

by AIR D March 21, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


salad side

The short-side on a goalie, the weaker of an opponent's two sides.

He swooped in off the wing and tried to stuff the puck salad side.

He's been dominating you on the forehand all match, you've got to pound his salad side if you want a chance.

by Hexis July 25, 2008

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salad bowl

Nickname for the city of Salinas California, located 40 miles south of San Jose. The name is based on the agricultural significance of the area and its location in the Salinas Valley.

They gang bang like its 1994 in the Salad bowl.

by Geee-no April 22, 2008

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