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A lexicon bearing the most brutal and absolute hymns and proverbs of the legendary Samuel L Jackson.
Bob: Man I really have a dislike for these reptiles on this Jet Blue flight
Time: I had the same problem until I took a look in the Samuel-Jacksionary....
I'll NEVER GET TIRED OF SNAKES OR AIRCRAFT AGAIN!
See god
The best person who ever lived, except Jebus
Samuel!!!!!!!!!OMG ITS SAMUEL KIM!!!!!!!!
1. One who takes after that of the "black Jesus."
2. The only African American male to be compared to Chuck Norris.
3. Beauty in the form of badass.
4. Often seen as the pinnacle of african strength and power.
1. OMG, its a bird, no its a plane, no its Samuel Jackson bitch.
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He is one of the competitors on 'The Glee Project'. If he keeps doing what he's doing, he will win. No doubt. In one word, he is SEX. Sex with dreads. His voice, his eyes, his hair, his style, HIM. He is just overall perfect.
#1: "OMG did you see Samuel on the last episode of The Glee Project?!?"
#2: "DID I SEE HIM?! I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF HIM!"
Samuel Larsen.
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Samuel nyce has a 12inch cock and get all the females at school. Hes extremely racist and makes fun of gay people way to much.
Samuel nyce i would spider fuck you so hard until my belly is inflated of all that slime.
When you coat your penis in crushed pepper and participate in sexual intercourse.
Ethan: What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in bed?
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.