brown scare

When your tummy rumbles like you gotta shit but when you sit on the toilet nothing comes out

I just had a brown scare at work today

biscuit scared

Easily upset over nothing or trivial things which can come off as being crazy. Easily offended that even a biscuit would upset them.

Boss: Kim is upset that someone moved her office chair over the weekend

Me: *rolls eyes* Every Monday that bitch is biscuit scared over something!!

Zombie Scare

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.

I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.

TYT-Scared

A cutie

I love TYT-Scared hes so cute.

Mind Scare

When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.

This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.

Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating

Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce

Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain

Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.

Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.

Guy 1: is there any treatment?

Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.

You’re Scaring The Kids

It’s slang for that’s funny

“**Insert funny joke**.” “You’re scaring the kids!”

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