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Those crazy ass chicks- you know the ones- who’s only goal in life is to date every musician they possibly can, while ruining the lives of other young fans. Lord help the fan who gets in her way of meeting the band- SHE SAW HIM FIRST!
The man got off the stage, to the flock of seagulls waiting for him at the autograph stand.
“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”
The mortal enemy of the capuchin monkey.
A selfish bird that believes everything belongs to it, screams "Mine" at would be competitors.
Very unlucky to see one, especially when the moon is present. Portends to calamity. Only lucky for Aquarius people.
Damn, that's a big fucking seagull
A flying fuck. Can be used as a way to ask for sex.
WARNING// Be careful asking for seagull. They might think you are calling them a flying fuck. You will definitely not get fucked if you do that. :)
Person 1- "Hey Justin, do you wanna come over to my place and seagull?"
Person 2- "Yeah Selena, that sounds great!"
"Ugh! You are such a seagull!"
Seagulls are bar patrons age 50+ who commonly "fly" from bar to bar abusing already inexpensive food & drink specials, such as happy hour & complentary items. They usually leave without tipping, or tipping very little. They then stumble out of the bar drunk & full-bellied & ready to take advantage of the next place on their list.
1. "Happy hour is about to start, those damn seagulls are about to swoop in!"
The most defined and brilliant creature on earth. One of the seagulls many thousands of talents is surviving against seals by pecking them to death. Seagulls are such small creatures yet they can over come the biggest things, like seals (seriously those things are massive).
Friend1: Don’t be a chicken, be a seagull.
Friend 2: What does that even mean?
Friend 1: over come any challenge!!!
Friend 2: Oh
When someone jerks off two guys on either side of them while giving head to the third in front of them. Looking like a seagull flapping its wings and moving their head forward and back.
“My two friends and I went over to this chicks house last night and she seagull us while we talked about our fantasy teams”
A squawking, entitled scavenger who has nothing to say and they say it too loud.
"Could you speak up please? I can't hear you over this seagull."
"That club had more seagulls than Brighton beach"