Baby Seal

Underage girl.

No baby seals allowed.

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minge seal

allternative term for vaginal juices left on ones lips after performing cunnilingus

wipe that minge seal off your lips before you kiss me

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SEAL hunting

1) Refers to the annual hunting of Harp Seals, which takes place in the Canadian arctic.

2) The process by which US special forces enter a country and strike at their enemies.

A- Hear what happened in Somalia the other day? SEAL Team VI killed a buch of pirates and saved a US and a Dutch citizen.

B- SEAL hunting at its finest.

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Seal clap

~Noun: When a fat woman claps her two granny arms together, primarily at a beach or other oceanic themed location. seal clapping is often accompanied by the "Arr" type sound of a seal.

~Verb: 'doing the seal' is a rising dance craze where you put your hands behind your head and clap your arms together repeatedly. This can also be accompanied by the seal noise to enhance female magnetism.

~Noun: "Dude, she so fat, look at that seal!"

~Verb: "Come on, let's do the seal clap"

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seal clubbing

To go out to a rave with any creature of the suborder "Pinniped".

So a seal walked into a club...

I was on the beach clubbing seals yesterday.

Me and some university friends got drunk and went seal clubbing.

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wet seal

Awesome. Store. Shopping. Fun. preppy...I think not! Gooooooo Wet Seal!

I went to the mall and bought this tres cute skirt at wet seal! Yay!

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Seal clubbing

The act of heading to the club with the sole purpose of getting a fat chick drunk and then taking her home and banging the shit out of her

RANDY: "hey bill, What are you doing tonight ?" BILL: "me and the guys from work are heading out to do some seal clubbing tonight "

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