Eau de shat

A unique fragrance usually found in communal toilets.

Dave: “Do you know what one of worst smells in the world is?

Tom: No. What?

Dave: “That smell when you walk into the toilets and you are greeted by the smell on some else’s shit combined with their aftershave”

Tom: Ahhh I think you mean “eau de shat”

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bricks were shat

Verbal statement of a reaction. Applied to scenarios when you are/were stunned or bewildered.

Bob: Can you believe Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?

Bill: I know. Bricks were shat all over my new couch.

Bricks were not shat

When you are not surprised a/o amazed by something, usually when someone claims that it is indeed amazing.

Can also be used in present tense: "Bricks are not shat."

Rachel claimed that her juggling trick was amazing and awe-inspiring, but alas, bricks were not shat.

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shat in your cornflakes

When someone’s being a moody fucker you might use this phrase to find out why

Mia:*being a daft moody bugger*
Claudia: who’s shat in YOUR cornflakes?

Shat the Fack Ap

Saying "Shut the Fuck Up" with a Boston accent

Hey bitch, you better Shat the Fack Ap or I'll pimp slamp you hoe.

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the shat hit the roof

The point at which a performance has become so bad that one is forced to get up from their seats and leave the auditorium or stadium.

"I was born an Ohio State fan. I live as an Ohio State fan. I will die an Ohio State fan. But the shat hit the roof in the game against Florida when they basketball'ed the touchback."

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I shat it out

A phrase used to drive off annoying people who keep asking you where you got something.

(Guy 1 is busy playing games on a new phone)

Guy 2: Dude, where did you get that cool new cellphone?

Guy 1: I shat it out. Now fuck off

(Guy 2 walks away)

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