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urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.
Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever
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Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison
Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!
An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.
Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."
A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.
Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.
A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.
I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!