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As a girl is giving you a blow job, all of sudden she punches you in the balls
Dude, Stacy busted a broken turtle shell on me last night.
And it still hurts.
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a limp penis covered by a condom.
I was all ready to go but I couldn't get more than a soft shell penis!
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The best taxi service across the whole Mushroom Kingdom.
I'ma hitch a ride by Green Shell Taxi.
VSCO girls often wear one to be quirky and cool. sksksksks
'omg im so vsco I got a puka sea shell necklace and a hydro flask sksksksks'
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a racial slur to islander americans that gather shells to make necklets for profit,usually hung around rear view mirrors and/or girls ankles also known as blood shells or dead crabs
Dam ur such a shell gathering fuck i dont want ur damm necklace
Carlos: calvert stop playing with those fuckin steel drums you coconut slurping shell gathering fuck
When a man's penis is too large to fit into the vagina of a woman during intercourse at first.
If the wrong shell type is presented to the gunner, his cannon cannot fire.
Damn, it looks like we got an incompatible shell and loader.
During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.
He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.