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1978 song by Billy Joel describing a self-described, usually narcissistic ''big (wo)man on campus'', or a hot shot.
Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you/You had to open up your mouth/You had to be a big shot, didn't you/All your friends were so knocked out
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A photograph of a male nude showing all his exterior genitalia explicitly, full frontal. This is often referred to as "the full Monty", but that term's chief reference is to male-stripper performances, while "junk shot" refers specifically to photographs or videos.
"Junk" has been slang for "penis and testicles" for a number of years, and "shot" in this sense refers to photography.
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"You know that famous nude magazine for straight women and gay men? Levi Johnston disappointed me. He was the main article, but no junk shot of any kind. The centerfold had him showing his bottom."
"Bummer. Pun very much intended."
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When you’re tryina turn up with your friends but no one remembered the shot glasses so you make due with whatever’s in the cabinet.
We can’t just drink the Burnett’s straight from the bottle! Let’s do Pot Shots instead!
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During oral sex, the tooth may clip the corona of the penis or worse the cum hole.
That bitch gave me a tooth shot. I was bleeding for a while.
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The final injection a herion user takes before he or she ODs
John: "I saw her lying in a pool of vomit and vaginal discharge as she injected herself just before she died."
Jim: "Ahh, the golden shot"
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Much like "Beer Thirty", "Shot O'clock" references ANY time of the day in which the mood reflects the need for a shot glass filled with any strong liquor, preferably Patron or any Tequila.
Guess what time it is!!! Its SHOT O'CLOCK!!! WHERE'S THE PATRON?!?!?!
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Another one of Apple's stupid marketing campaigns to try and justify to their customers why they should pay insane amounts for the same phone with an "s" behind the number.
Jack: Another one of these stupid "Shot on iPhone" commercials.
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