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could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.

Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018


Should

A way of asking a question or informing someone about something.

Example A: Should i ask Riley on a date?

Exapmple B: You should ask Riley on a date!

by DarkPussMan July 9, 2019


Should

"Should" being the operative word (as Sam would say)

Hym "I SHOULD need to be alive to harm them... But I don't... So..."

by Hym Iam April 16, 2024


Should

Is/Will definitely not. Contrary to it's primary definition, when used in project management, software development or general troubleshooting, this term converts to the opposite of it's intended use.

Example 1
Tom: I've fixed a few things. The system should be up now.
Sarah: Thanks! Wait, it still doesn't work.
Tom: Oh sorry, I should be able to get it working before I leave for vacation.

Example 2
Amy: The project should be done by the end of March.
Greg: (In September) We've encountered some unexpected delays in the project and are a few months behind.

by scpeezy August 22, 2018


Should

You shouldn’t

Seriously dont should

by Skipperqman January 1, 2021


Should

used to indicate obligation, duty, or correctness, typically when criticizing someone's actions.

Caesar SHOULD get on PC to change us to a U.S.

by djfrankenseinarmy September 7, 2022


Should

The word you use when you're covering your ass, and not giving a definite answer.

This "should" work

by St0n3s June 7, 2021