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on simpsons and means silent GUY
i got to spell out wat you mean to me because i can no longer be a silent-g
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A man who waits in the closet while his friend has sex with a woman, masturbating, then jumps out when they finish and cums on her face.
Ted: Hey, I got a hot date tonight. You wanna be the silent assassin?
Bill: Hell yea, that bitch will never see it coming!
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noun.
The open-mouthed facial contraction of one being penetrated, most likely in the anus, caused by the pain of penetrating a tight orifice. Usually he/she will not emit sound though, as they are in too much pain.
Often used in a derogatory manner, as expressing a desire to inflict pain on another.
That bitch Kira is so annoying. I wanna fuck her in the ass just so she'll shut up. Give her the silent scream.
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A mass of idiots who pride themselves on being silent and making up a significant portion of the population (never actually more than 50%, or anywhere close). In reality, they are brain-dead cretins afraid of opening their mouths because they know any informed individual can prove them wrong; rather than being open-minded and engaging in debate, they hide from any debating what-so-ever as a way of preserving their stupidity and ignorance. Thus they are "silent" because you won't hear them participating in intellectual discourse but, come election day (or any other major vote), you will see these jackasses show up to cast votes.
The Silent Majority Stands with Trump.
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Legend has it that a man named Pierre Chappele, when on a recon mission, he found an enemy that was going to the bathroom.
Pierre snuck up behind him and slit his neck, his last words sounded like a mild fart.
Silent But Deadly is now used as a military term to describe an AWOL (Absence without leave)
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When one mid-sex takes an inanimate object (lamps being the norm) and hits their partner in the head to the point of concussion, the man then keeps going until satisfaction.
The woman then wakes up the next morning having no recollection of what happened.
Anthony: Hey franco, remember a while back when i gave that girl a silent night.
Franco: Yeah! How Could I ever Forget.
Anthony: Well i saw her yesterday and ran.
Franco: why?
Anthony: She was pregnant.
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1) The second game in the HITMAN video game series.
2) A ranking in the HITMAN games only possible by killing just the targets and with no witnesses.
3) To ejaculate on somebody without their knowlage of said ejactulation.
1) I just bought 'Silent Assassin'.
2) I just got the 'Silent Assassin' ranking on 'House Of Cards'.
3) I just gave that bitch a silent assassin on the bus today. Sure didn't see that coming...
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