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This is a phrase that you say to somebody when they call you gay. The reasoning behind it is pretty self explanatory don't you think?
A: You are so gay!
S: No, I'm not. Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
A: Wow... yeah I guess you're right
Both: *Starts to make out*
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Evil, angry-looking black spider that appears in one half of your double sink. Mostly small, a little creepy, but completely capable of making you avoid the sink. When one morning sink spider has moved, all bets are off in the kitchen.
Dude one: We should get those Coors Light cans out of the sink, they are starting to smell like ass.
Dude two: shit no, there in sink spider's territory. You're on your own.
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v. When the feces hit the water in the toilet, making a loud noise and splashing violently back onto the buttox of the defecater.
JR: Dude, no, you didn't. Not in my bathroom.
Mark: Oh yeah, I just got done sinking the British Navy!
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When you're depressed, and you mention it to friends, sinking ship syndrome happens when they sort of start avoiding you, quit calling etc. Cuz even rats get off a sinking ship.
I confided in Sally when I told her I was really depressed, now suddenly she's not calling me anymore, doesn't want to hang out. It's the old sinking ship syndrome again.....
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A borough and suburb of the crime-ridden city of Reading, PA. Many of the kids here live in massive houses, drive really nice cars, and attend prep schools.
This town is comparable to Wyomissing, in wealth, however not in prestige. Like Wyomissing, however, the concentration of Jewish families is quite high. Consequently, the area seems almost infested with rich J.A.P.s.
Preferred developments include Green Valley Estates and Green Valley Heights, where you will see many astounding homes. The Heights are comparable to Wyomissing Hills as well as Drexelwood.
New Yorker1 : Why yes, our family has owned property in Sinking Spring for many years.
New Yorker2 : Oh really? Well my family recently bought property in Wyomissing.
New Yorker1 : Are you Jewish?
New Yorker2 : Of course.
New Yorker1 : Fabulous, darling. Now lets go charter a private jet to the Poconos.
New Yorker2: My treat!
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A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.
I like to watch myself in the mirror when I do a sink jack-off and blow my load in the sink!
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to get fucked or oral sex, can only be yelled from a passing car to predistrians
<passing car> FIX MY SINK MAR FUCKER
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