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Gerald Bwambale also known as Lil Sir Vage is an independent 18 year old Ugandan artiste. He is known for his unique style and flow in the music industry. His most notable albums are UNKNOWN TEMPTATION &TOUGH LOVE (EP).
Lil Sir Vage is going to win a Grammy Award.
A phrase used in retort towards an individual (typically male), who is behaving or acting in an undesirable or unsavory manner towards or around user (1).
Can also in certain instances be used to point out certain individual's clumsiness (2).
(1)
Bartender: "Tony, your drunk, I'm gonna have to cut you off..."
Tony: "Well... You sir, are a FUCK"
(2)
Bobby, stumbling around unaware of his surroundings, accidentally knocks over and spills Tony's beer.
Tony angrily proclaims, pointing his finger in Bobby's face; "You sir, are a FUCK!"
The biggest troll on IMDB. Sir Farty Fartsalot is his original account, but he has 10-20 other accounts named after flatulence. His schtick is usually creating "Is X better than Y" threads & just has "yes or no" in the body & later abandons the threads.
He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.
A comparison thread from someone with a fart-themed username? It must be a Sir Farty Fartsalot sock account.
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Sir Marco Robinson is an Award-Winning Entrepreneur, Actor, Coach, and Film Producer
Have you seen Sir Marco Robinson he gives away houses on tv show on channel 4
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That one kid you know that you can't be serious with or you can be the biggest comedian hanging out with him because he just laughs at anything/anyone/anywhere/ every time.
Me: "Yeah I'm going through some tough times, my parents are getting divorced."
Sir Laughs A Lot: "Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahah!"
Me: "Knock-Knock"
Sir Laughs A Lot: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah!"
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The best thing to say in a bad situation.
Example 1
male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.
male boss: (sighs): It's okay.
Example 2:
male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.
Example 3:
woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)
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Very good sir derives from the commonly spoken word of agreement used by butlers and chauffeurs.
Man: I just won $1,000 in the lottery, Chives.
Chives the Butler: Very good sir.
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Man: Take me to the theatre, Charles.
Charles the Limo Driver: Very good sir
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