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Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
When waves are pumping but you need a coffee fix before surfing
I need to Slurp n Surf
When a homeless woman washes her vagina in a bucket in a public place and then proceeds to drink the water afterwards.
The woman will slurp gash soda after she's done washing her cunt.
The liquid inside a woman's mouth that she forces inside your mouth when you're thirsty or parched.
I had no water left to drink when I shoved my pre-work out powder into my mouth. The girl next to me came over to shoot her shot but instead of a water bottle she grabbed my chin and tilted my head back and gave me all her bird slurp.
Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.
Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
A nickname used for when you wanna be subtle about calling someone a slut.
Did you see Brenda with Dylan when she was with brad last night ? Ugh she's such a slurp slut