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When a boy shits in a blender along with some of his cum. blends it up and gives it to his parner to drink.
Nick Jonas gave Miley Cyrus a Chocolate and Vanilla Smoothy and thats the only reason why she went out with him
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This is a variation of the blueberry smoothie (when you stick blueberries up a woman's cunt, pounding the shit out of her box until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with his nut inside her to a smooth, frothy consistency). After making the blueberry smoothie, you smack the woman in the nose and make her drink the blood gushing from her nose while you (or another person) consume the fresh blueberry smoothie oozing from her pussy.
"I was feeling a little passive aggressive today, so rather than the usual blueberry smoothie I get on my Tuesday lunch break, I decided to make it an Angry blueberry smoothie. Besides, my girlfriend has been a bitch the last few days anyway, so she deserved it."
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When u are eating out as girl and she is on her period and blood goes in your mouth and you lick her vagina
I'm cheating on my wife and I got a red apple smoothie from a different school
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Literally as it's title states. It will give anyone diabetes instantly.
"Maple Cheese Smoothie please!""What you wanna die nigga?!"
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During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.
Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.
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The act of having intercourse with a woman and then cutting her clit off and putting it in a blender and making a smoothie out of it.
David: "Hey Michael, I just had an awesome Ohio Clit Smoothie."
Michael: "Oh shit. Did she bleed a lot?"
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a man named tom pearl shits into a wine glass and mixes it up with a spoon and finally drinks it with no problem
NtNO and Prince: I want a Tom Pearl Smoothie!
Tom Pearl: *turns on camera* Hi my name is Tom Pearl and i’m gonna make a smoothie for ya!
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