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Originating in the greater long beach area, the Long beach sneak is the art of being an undercover assassin that employs sophisticated tactics of suppressed social ambition toward engagement of allure in the opposite sex. The LBC Sneak is employed under extreme stealth and occurs predominantly in social situations where your friends have hammer headed a group of girls. After they have blown large sums of money on drinks and tirelessly pretended to be interested in them for hours at the bar, the assailant will then slide in (usually near closing time) and take one or all of them home. The act of performing a LBC Sneak has many variations but most commonly involves not talking to any girls all night long then going up to the hottest girl in the bar at closing time and swindling her into a long night of bearbacking! Anyone willing to attempt an LBC sneak must fortify a mentality that resembles that of a honey badger because they don’t give a shit! Someone entertaining the idea of pulling an LBC sneak must be willing to perform questionable acts of perversion and must be masters of the sail and bail!
Fuck'n Austin pulled a long beach sneak last night! I had like 4 hours of bar equity into this chick and then the next thing I know he slides in takes her home! That bearbacking son of a bitch!
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when a member of a foreign location travels a longward path in order to perform an invasion on one's home toilet pad.
Wow, I lost my home court advantage because while I was gone, someone performed a sneak attack on my toilet quarters.
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a person who appears normal, but is considered "abnormal" from his/her norm; a misfit; a outcast
I am not a freak in the sneak, I'm normal!
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The ultimate solution to quickly exiting an awkward situation. Legend has it that if you walk out of the awkward situation sideways, no one will notice. Also, sneaking out sideways while doing the robot guarantees that no one will notice you.
Betsy and Paul started fighting about their relationship again, so Gina quickly exited by sneaking out sideways.
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When you're standing at a urinal and the guy next to you takes a look at your junk.
Jack: I was standing there and this guy totally looked at my schlong!
Dan: A man i hate it when people sneak a pee-k!
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The Mississippi sneak attack, is when a girl goes to sleep in your bed and someone else goes in your room, and she thinks it's you. Then they proceed to have sex, and when it's all over the guy whispers in her ear, "It's about time we did this" revealing his true identity.
Wes pulled the Mississippi sneak attack on your girlfriend last night!
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To search for a hidden vegetable, then sneaking it out of the room with nobody noticing
"I was sneaking out potato...That was when he saw me"
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