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When you get hot from looking at people sneeze or fuck while sneezing or some other creepy shit.
Girl: Achooo
Man: Oh God...Bless you...
Girl: WTF why do you have a boner???
Man: Unhhh, sneezing is SO HOT!
Onlooker: Dude, that guy has a sneeze fetish...
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when you're fingering a girl and she sneezes causing your fingers to break
Joe "Yo g what happened to you're fingers."
Dave "She sneezed dude."
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A queef coming from a yeast infected puss.
The putrid odor was a bitch, but nothing like the cheeze sneeze I was hit with once I pulled out!
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A game played with 2 or more participants, involving the act of spontaneously sneezing on one another when they are not expecting it. The game may be played anywhere at any time, and lasts until all but one announce they have quit playing. The last person to not surrender wins. It may take course over a period of hours, days, or weeks.
Hunter: Want to play sneeze wars?
Casey: How do you play that?
Hunter: (Sneezes on Casey, dousing him in snot, spit, and mucous) That's how...
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When the urge to sneeze is not great enough, the result is a sore nose.
"Why are you holding your nose?" "I just did a fail sneeze."
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A particularly violent expulsion of gas from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse. Unlike a regular queef, a snatch sneeze usually occurs in a series, known as a snatch sneezing fit.
"Did you here about Jake?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some girl snatch sneezed on him last night!"
"Wow that is embarrassing..."
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When you notice someone about to sneeze and you somehow (distraction like saying "bless you" before they actually sneeze) force an incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm).
Is it mean to say "Bless you" before someone sneezes? No, everyone enjoys a good sneeze edging every now and again.
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