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Bukkake porn with a biscuit instead of a woman.
Oh, and in bukkake, the last guy to blow the load usually doesn't eat the woman. Unless it's cannibal bukkake. Who knows, that might even exist.
That must be one hot soggy biscuit.
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An anus that has had repeated orgasms and is now dripping with anus orgasm liquid.
"I fucked that guy so hard, he had a soggy anus for hours"
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a group of guys that jerk off on a bisquit, the last one to nut has to eat it.
Soldier1: hey guys wanna play soggy bisquit?
Soldiers: hooah
Soldier2: you guys are premature ejaculators..
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A group of two or more men all put on the same porn (in their respective rooms within one house) and wank off to it into a tissue. You must then run in to the room with the router, and slam down your wanky tissue.
The aim of the game is not to be the last to cum, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish's tissue.
Chad: Hey man, coming Limp Biscuit tournament later?
Brad: Nah bro, we aint tha' hardcore. Just doing Soggy Router down tha frat, dawg.
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interrupting a really boring date by spilling your drink...
soggy date story: i had to go soggy on my "woolly hat" date last night... i spilled my cider on his seat and left, telling him "i will be back"...
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When a girl is about to have sex with someone, then changes her mind. That person then declines sex with said girl in the future. Similar to ordering a pizza, letting it sit overnight, then refusing to eat it the next day.
I was about to get some from Reynolds last night, but she changed her mind. Now she's just another soggy pizza.
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Where you cum in a glass then pour milk in and drink it.
Man when I saw Jerry brave enough to down that glass of soggy milk I decided to try it to.
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