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a shitty ass tv show with a shitty ass meme and the world greatest opening ever
friend "hey have you seen 60's spiderman"
me"is he strong listen bud he's got radioactive blood"
Where you ejaculate in your hand and slap hands w your best friend. Leaving a stick web between your palms
First I came. Then we slung the webs as I gave him a spiderman high five
Like a sexy Spiderman but you call someone someone in your house. When they come into the room you sexy Spiderman the person entering the room.
I just did a dangerous sexy Spiderman all over my mum, she wasn't very happy
A popular p*rn video of a woman who is dressed as Spiderman while r¡6¡&g someone with her sister which was recently leaked from her 0nlyF@ns.
Friend 1: "watch the new video"
Friend 2: "ok I'll watch the Sophie Rain Spiderman Video "?
"Ooh yes very good ;)"
2👍 7👎
When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web
Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad
Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal
When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”
person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!