Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.
J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.
R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.
Verb: To climb upside down like Spiderman - like on a rope or horizontal pipe.
Oh no, he's escaping the building! That mother fucker is Spidermaning his way out, on the overhead pipes!
Vivbing while swinging around like spiderman
Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.
Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.
Like a sexy Spiderman but you call someone someone in your house. When they come into the room you sexy Spiderman the person entering the room.
I just did a dangerous sexy Spiderman all over my mum, she wasn't very happy
A popular p*rn video of a woman who is dressed as Spiderman while r¡6¡&g someone with her sister which was recently leaked from her 0nlyF@ns.
Friend 1: "watch the new video"
Friend 2: "ok I'll watch the Sophie Rain Spiderman Video "?
"Ooh yes very good ;)"
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When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-