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When a girl is jerkin a guy off, right as he is about to cum, he shoves his dick up her nostril and cums in it
She stopped jerkin me off, so i gave her the Nasal Spray
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When your stomach is really tore up and the result is the brown remnants left after you stand up from the toilet.
I just blew one out and left fecal spray in the bowl.
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During sex, being ejaculated on while simultaneously having a priest sprinkle you with Holy water.
Not to be confused with the underground Parisian band, whose logo displays a tri-breasted rouge goddess, trapped in a coffin.
At my nephew's christening, I locked eyes with Reverend Bill and was soon covered in Catholic spray between the pews.
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When you fart in someones face while they are sleeping.
Jason was sleeping and I gave him a Spray Tan alarm to wake him up.
I gave that bitch a Spray Tan after she had been snoring all night.
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when you cum inside and hope she don't get pregnant (talking about vaginas)
chick: why did my pregnancy test come back positive?
brad: I shouldn't spray and pray again
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Catch the narliest wave ever. So sick that if on looking chicks see you they instantly wanna suck your cock!
Dude: Whatcha gonna do today Bro?
BRO: Just gonna go gert sick in the Spray bra.
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What happens after anal and you dont use a condom
Guy 1: "Hey man did you and the Dan get it on last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I totally got bum sprayed! It was awesome!"
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