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Individuals living as if every day were spring break. A lifestyle usually only afforded with the assistance of one's parents, a trust fund, or rare cases of unemployment.
person #1: why don't we go to that bar over on sixth street anymore?
person #2: the spring breakers took it over...you can't go in there without someone screaming in your ear and spraying beer all over you, plus it's impossible to get a drink cause some girl in a tube top is always climbing up on the bar with one of her friends.
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A very skinny asian that uses extremely well-learned chinglish to communicate with other people.
John: Sup, Wang!
Wang: WAT U DOINGG ME NO SPEAKA ENGLASH TOODEY
John: Can you say that more clearly?
Bob: He can't, he is obviously a spring roll.
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Shithole in Nevada. Stay away at all costs. Inventor of the toothbrush, because everyone has one tooth if their lucky. Meth capital of Nevada.
Have you been to Silver Springs?
Oh that place with the one blinking stoplight?
Yeah, and the meth lab that blew up last week!
Oh yeahhhh... no i haven’t been there
A series of violent acts done by police departments all over the US.
Person 1: DId you hear about that guy shot by a police officer?
Person: Yeah that's part of the cop spring.
spring is so cool and has sex everyday and goes out with moni moni so cool and hot marries spring and they sex!! spring is spring like springbonnie from five nights of freddy’s (FNAF) and also season spring because he’s so cool and fresh like spring!!!
saying spring isn’t cool is NO AND BAD!!!!!!
Look it’s a Spring ZeoWorks!
With the arrival of spring and warmer weather, the increased occurrences of romantic breakups due to wanting to explore what's out there and enjoy being single again.
1) It's nice out and the beauties are out there, time to prep my Spring Jailbreak
2) -Hey, are you two still together?
-No we broke up last week
-Ah yes, it's spring jailbreak time, eh?
The act of searching one's own name within Google with the intention of cleaning up one's online persona. Often includes resetting multiple passwords.
"I have dozens of outdated blogs, portfolios and profiles online."
"Time to do a little Spring Googling."
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