Steaming Steiner

(noun) A lewd sex act in which an extremely obese and completely naked (or simply pantless) bald man of Jewish descent stands over the face of his redneck, fire-crotched sidekick and proceeds to defecate upon until his bowels are effectively evacuated. The act is usually followed by a postgame dip.

I don't care what you say, I still hate his fat ass.

I'll bet he has film of the two of them getting in on a Steaming Steiner

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borg steaming

the appitimy of repulsiveness and or grotesqueness

that food was borg steaming. or that smell was borg steaming.

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Steaming Saddle

When a girl poos on a guy's back and then rides him naked.

Bill had never experienced a steaming saddle until he met the cowgirl hooker.

steam roll

verb -ed, -ing
The act of verbally owning someone who believes they are making you look ignorant or like a fool. Usually accomplished with a calm, witty demeanor, and no insults.

related: owning

background: IRL, steam rollers are large powerful machines that move succinctly and pulverize without making a big fuss.

Listen to how I steam roll this guy.

That guy in my history class was steam rolled yesterday when he thought he know more about WWII than me!

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Steam Train

While having a girl under the blankets, giving you your pleasure, get her all sweaty and steamy...before ejaculating yell out "TOO TOO" then push her head down and fart in her mouth and continue to ejaculating like a steam train blows smoke!!!

Dude One: Dude my balls hurt...
Dude Two: Why?
Dude One: Cause i give that girl a steam train!!!
Dude Two: WHAT...DAMN!!

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steamed bread

A delicacy consisting of ready-made sliced bread cooked in a steaming device. Reccomended steaming time differs according from person to person, but it is generally agreed to do so for upwards of 45 minutes.

Kids! Dinner is ready! Get your steamed bread and grittlebits while they're hot!

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Steamed Ass

Steamed ass beckons the absurd nature of human psyche. A fragile sliver of happiness resting on the sharp edge of a steel blade. One's entire existance prepared in such a way to unlock the delicate texture and succulent fragrance without sacrificing nourishment. Yet the the slightest whisper of the wind splits the seams: allowing exhausted fumes of hope and aspiration to burst from it's crevace. Thus, mimicking the posterior of it's lapsing creator. A steamed ass through-in and throughout. This is the most formidable paradox of man.

"Steve was a real steamed ass today."

"I felt like a steamed ass today."

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